Monthly Archives: May 2015

“Don’t judge me,” I told him today.

“I don’t judge you. Not much.”

After a surprisingly great day, I feel so bloated with victory as to want to expel it — hugely, joyously — all over, a la:

Nicely done, Random_Speak:

“Like Picasso, the genius behind this masterpiece was not afraid to explore the limits of sensuality. The beautiful model, while sadly lacking an arm and breasts, still manages to send an erotic come-hither glance to the powerful unicorn, whose horn is clearly erect. Not even Hugh Hefner could have thought of such an incredibly carnal and seductive image to titillate the viewer. I hope no one’s too hot and bothered!”