Hello, Egypt, UK, Canada, India, and All!
Thanks for visiting, everyone! Very cool.
I see you, Nigeria, Belarus, Ukraine, Pakistan, and the rest! 😀
COVID-Era Dispatch: I Fixed My Own Biz Card / Site Banner In MS Paint
May 2, 2020 · 6:29 pm
Another Fire Casualty I Just Remembered
This gold-plated, “VIP”-stamped coin that came in a condom wrapper and was meant to be redeemed in a section of this posh condom-and-sex-toy launch, and which I could have used to interview Charlie Sheen, but chose not to.
These things trickle in over time.
Another Thing: On ‘Honey’
It was a though I had died and gone to heaven! A waitress said to me, “Honeybunch, you sit right down, and I’ll bring you your coffee right away.” I hadn’t said anything to her. So I did sit down, and everywhere I looked I saw customers of every description being received with love.
To the waitress everybody was “honeybunch” and “darling” and “dear”. It was like an emergency ward after a great catastrophe. It did not matter what race or class the victims belonged to. They were all given the same miracle drug, which was coffee. The catastrophe in this case, of course, was that the sun had come up again.
I had the feeling that if Frankenstein’s monster crashed into the coffee shop through a brick wall, all anybody would say to him was, “You sit down here, Lambchop, and I’ll bring your coffee right away.”
Strange And Specific Data From Papa John’s
How many miles to Breadside?
Filed under Baffling Ads and Such, Found Online, Uncategorized
Heaven Would Be…
Soaring through the cosmos listening to the Jurassic Park score (maybe a few others) feeling no sadness, only marvel
I Give Up
December 20, 2017 · 6:14 pm