And the seven-year-old said, “you know all the people walking around with good hair?”
And I said, “yeah?”
“Vampires.”
And a few days later, the ten-year-old said, “she’s not a werewolf! That’s scientifically impossible.”
So I explained the concepts of myth and the willing suspension of disbelief. And so he left his sister alone and went back to working on the designs for his zombie apocalypse preparedness kit.