First Five Clauses I’d Put in a Standard Agreement for Dating

Performance expectations:

  1. Give a shit.
  2. Tell me you give a shit.
  3. Be nice to me.
  4. Be nice to others.

Also: EDO but no people who say things like “no fat [persons].”

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