“Girl, I can make you feel okay.” – Love Gun
Well, we’ve still got several other applicants coming in later this afternoon, but we have your resume, and we’ll definitely be in touch soon either way.
“Girl, I can make you feel okay.” – Love Gun
Well, we’ve still got several other applicants coming in later this afternoon, but we have your resume, and we’ll definitely be in touch soon either way.
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“She’s blood, flesh and bone
No tucks or silicone [none yr damn business, tho]
She’s touch, smell, sight, taste and sound
But somehow I can’t believe
That anything should happen
I know where I belong [whoa there, guy]
And nothing’s gonna happen [agreed]
Yeah, yeah
‘Cause she’s so high
High above me, she’s so lovely
She’s so high [o yeah?]
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite [died horribly, died horribly, imaginary]
She’s so high, high above me”
I like your father’s work, and everything, but damn. These are not the lyrics of a man who has healthy relationships with she-people.
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Okay, so:
A. no it isn’t; at least, I’ve never done so before and don’t particularly intend to start doing so now
B. LynSkyn rolls pretty deep. I never knew that.
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“You don’t know how it feels
You don’t know how it feels to be me.”
Indeed I do not, Tom.
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“Okay, so you’re a rocket scientist. That don’t impress me much.”
… does it not?
Really?
Huh.
It seems you and I assign value quite differently, Ms. Twain.
Bonus:
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“You don’t have to worry ’cause you have no money / People on the river are happy to give”
At which point the Southern Waterway Tourism Board decided, as one, to fire CCR as its spokesband.
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“I didn’t mean to treat you so bad / You shouldn’t take it so personal
I didn’t mean to make you so sad / You just happened to be there, that’s all.”
Oh… okay, Bob. That just makes it alright, then. Thanks so much.
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“I wish the real world would just stop hassling me.”
It’s a two-way street, Rob Thomas.
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